[Jokes] I SWÊÂR YOU MUST LAUGH 🤣🤣🤣

   I SWÊÂR YOU MUST LAUGH 🤣🤣🤣

1. You súçked your mom's brêāst for 2 years and you haven't done anything tangíble for her. But You súçk your girlfrieñd's brêāst for 3 months and you bought her iPhone 11 PRO Bro, close your eyes let's pray, señsë is far from you.😂😂😂😂

2. After taking Tramādøl 600mg and Actíon bíttêrs. Then phone rings...

#Girl : Baby, I can't make it today

#Boy : You will never make it in life ode!😂😂😂

3. If you want to toãst a babe abeg go straight to the point, which one is "How is mummy and daddy"? Dem Don Chop? Your Siblings Nko?

E concern you??🤦‍♂💔🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂

4. IMAGINE YOU BRÊÂK A LADY'S HÉART. BOOM... YOUR FATHER MÊNDS IT AND SHE BECOMES YOUR STEP MUM💔🤦‍♂🙆‍♂😭😭

5. I do joke a lot, but now am serious. Is there anybody with a bag of garri, i want to exchange with my TV. Abeg o.🥺🥺🥺

6. Baby if am dāting you , I’m dāting only you. The other girls you see or hear about

are the ones dāting me" Akuko Uwa!!…..😂😂

7. Some Relatíonship Are Like Corønavírus, Everyday There Must Be A New Cases😂😂😂

8. Been a Guy is not easy ooohhhh, you will wake up in the morning and wait for the thing🙈 to calm down before going out🙈😄😄😄

9. I heard that most of you girls that claim that you are TAKEN are actually TAKEN for GRANTÊD

Some Men are WÏÇKÉD✍✍🙄🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️

10. WHAT DEPARTMENT ARE YOU IN 😂👌💛👌

- Postology

- Commentology

- Likeology

- Readerology

- Wakaology

- Stickerology

- Lamentology

?🤔

11. When I am mâd at bae, I even dëlête her from my Bluetooth paired devices.

💔💔🚶‍♂️

12. The reason why women will never be the ones who propöse is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts únzippíng😂😂

13. No matter how relaxed you fēel in your relātionship, never visit your partner unexpeçtedly, I was introduced as a tailor today😭😭😭

14 Imagine, reading all this and you can't even comment